这是一个不寻常的地方 This is an unusual place.
我们该期待不寻常的事情 And we should expect unusual things.
这才开始 It has started.
♪ Oh, baby
♪ You're having a bad dream
♪ Here in my arms
教师情事
第一季 第一集
你知道教员会议在哪吗 Hey, do you happen to know where the faculty meeting is?
嗯 这边 跟着我 Yeah, yeah, this way. Follow me.
谢谢 Oh, thanks. All right.
我上周拿到了教室钥匙 I picked up my classroom keys last week,
但我对这里还不太熟 but I still don't know my way around.
我记得那感觉 Yeah, I remember that feeling.
我是凯瑟琳·桑德斯 法语老师 I'm Kathryn Sanders. I'm the French teacher.
克莱尔·威尔森 英语老师 Claire Wilson. English.
-很高兴认识你 -我也是 - Oh, nice to meet you. - You too.
你之前在哪教书 Where were you teaching before?
我之前在瑞弗顿中学 I was over at Riverton Middle School.
那算是升迁了 Moving on up.
是的 Yup.
来到这里我很开心 期待认识大家 Well, I'm excited to be here and meet everyone.
欢迎学生们 2013-14学年
大家早上好 欢迎回来 Okay, good morning, everyone. Welcome back.
我会尽量让会议简短 I'm going to try and keep this as brief as possible.
今年来了几位新老师 We have a few new faces with us this year.
大家掌声欢迎克莱尔·威尔森老师 Let's all please welcome Ms. Claire Wilson,
我们新的英语老师 our new English teacher.
你好 克莱尔 Hi, Claire.
-克莱尔 -欢迎 - Claire. - Welcome.
天呐 Oh, God.
以及历史老师查尔斯先生 And Mr. Charles Hill in history.
我们有空应该去喝一杯 We should get a drink sometime.
我会告诉你所有八卦 I'll give you all the good intel.
无比期待 I would love nothing more.
真希望你不用去出差 I wish you didn't have to go on this trip.
我知道 我受够出差了 I know. I'm sick of traveling.
而且你还在排卵 And you're ovulating.
嗯 但我们可以下个月再尝试 Yeah, but we could try again next month.
尽管根据Instagram Although according to Instagram,
我们是唯一30多岁还没有小孩和狗的人 we are the only people in our 30s without children and dogs.
不是说好不在床上玩手机吗 Hey, I thought we were doing a no phones thing in bed.
是的 抱歉 Right. Sorry.
跟我说说你今天过得怎样 Tell me something about your day.
我今天过得怎样 Uh, something about my day?
-嗯 -好 - Yeah. - Okay.
好 Okay.
我在商店里看到了一支口红 I saw some lipstick at the grocery store.
我可能偷走了 I may have stolen it.
为什么 Why?
我不知道 I don't know.
我就是 I just,
这些年我在那家店里买了好多东西 I've spent so much money in that store over the years.
我就想着随便了 就一支口红 没什么大不了 I just, whatever. One lipstick? It's not a big deal.
克莱尔 这有点怪 Well, Claire, it's a little weird.
我又不会再去偷 Well, I'm not gonna do it again.
我犯傻了 你生我气了吗 It was dumb. Are you mad at me?
我不知道我娶了一个罪犯 I didn't know I was married to a delinquent.
我的天 就不该跟你说的 Oh, my God. I shouldn't have told you.
你总是不断给我惊喜 You never cease to amaze me.
晚安 Goodnight.
嗯 晚安 Yeah, goodnight.
12年级 12年级 12年级 Seniors! Seniors! Seniors!
他们总是这样吗 Do they always do this?
嗯 每年都是 Yeah, every goddamn year.
-午餐见 -好 - See you at lunch? - Yeah.
12年级 12年级 12年级 Seniors! Seniors! Seniors!
大家好 Hi, you guys.
我是威尔森老师 Um, I'm Ms. Wilson.
-我是你们新的大学英语预修课老师 -我去 - I'm your new AP English teacher. - Oh, shit.
你们是12年级生 Um, so you guys are seniors.
因此 Which is why, uh,
在我们做别的事之前 我们要来阅读狄兰·托马斯 before we do anything else, we are reading Dylan Thomas.
他很出色 He is amazing.
他对于变老理解得很通透 And he gets real about getting older.
他的作品是关于挣扎 His work is about struggle
和苦难的价值 and the value of suffering.
其主题是与命运抗争 Um, it's about fighting against fate,
这看起来可能没有道理 which might seem irrational--
与必然发生的事作斗争 fighting against the inevitable,
也许这就是我如此喜爱它的原因 Which is maybe why I love it so much.
《不要踏入静谧的良夜》 黍黎释译
"不要踏入静谧的良夜 "Do not go gentle into that good night,
暮年也应在黄昏中燃烧 "old age should burn and rave at close of day.
反抗吧 在这将逝的时光里反抗吧 "Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
智者临终前深知黑夜到来" Though wise men at their end know dark is right..."
冲 Go!
"他们的智言将不能再照亮岔路 "Because their words had forked no lightning.
不要踏入静谧的良夜" They do not go gentle into that good night."
冲啊 都给我冲啊 Let's go. Let's fucking go.
"善良的人啊 当最后一波浪潮呼啸而过 "Good men, the last wave bye,
尽情哭喊吧 "crying how bright
微小的行动也能在青春里舞出辉煌 "their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay.
反抗吧 在这将逝的时光里反抗吧 "Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
追逐太阳并放声歌唱的勇士们 "Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
幡然醒悟 但为时已晚 "and learned, too late,
他们沉浸在悲痛中已无法自拔 they grieved it on its way.
不要踏入静谧的良夜" Do not go gentle into that good night..."
爽啊 Fuck yeah!
"行将就木的人 "Grave men, near death,
带着迷茫的眼神 "who see with blinding sight.
而失明的人却能行像流星一样闪耀 Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay."
反抗吧 在这将逝的时光里反抗吧" "Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
-卡斯蒂洛老师 -埃里克 见到你真高兴 - Mr. Castillo. - Hey, Eric, good to see you.
我能坐下聊聊吗 You mind if I have a seat?
-当然 快进来 -谢谢 - Not at all, come on in. - Thank you.
-你暑假过得怎么样 -挺好的 - How was your summer? - It was pretty good, you know?
我几乎都待在这附近 踢了些足球 I just stayed around here pretty much, played some soccer.
-像往常一样 -我不意外 这很好啊 - The usual. - Not surprised, that's good.
-为今年做好准备 -是的 - Getting ready for the year? - Yep, yep.
对了 我听说你当队长了 Hey, I hear you made captain.
是的 Yeah.
上赛季你踢得那么好 意料之中 Well, that's not a surprise after last season.
球队今年前景不错 The team's looking good this year.
太好了 那你找我有什么事 Awesome. So what's up?
我想问问 Well, um, I had a question
崔维斯县社区奖学金的事 about the, uh, Travis County Community Scholarship.
稍等 我把资料调出来 Just give me a sec. Let me pull that up.
我知道十二月才截止申请 I know it's not due until December.
我就想提前做好准备 I was trying to get a head start, you know?
明智的决定 That's a good call.
好 有了 Okay, and here we go.
来看看 "申请对象为 All right. "Applications accepted
计划在医疗环境工作的学生" for students planning to work in a medical environment."
一堆废话 Blah, blah, blah.
还有 你必须找份工作 And, oh, you'll also have to get a job
同时兼顾满满的课程 while taking on a full load of courses.
-你还在那餐馆打工吗 -是的 先生 - You still working at the diner? - Yes, sir.
-今年会继续在那工作吗 -对 - Keep working through the year? - Yup.
那你就应该没问题了 It's going to be no problem for you then.
好了 再看看这一段 All right, well, let's see here.
从医学预科生角度看 你很适合 It looks like you're a great fit from the pre-med angle,
而且他们喜欢搞体育的学生 and they love their student athletes.
不过你高考 Oh, but you are going to have to score
至少要得到1250分 at least 1250 on your SATs.
你达到了吗 You have that yet?
还没有 Not yet.
那我建议你努力学习 沃克先生 Well then, I suggest you get studying, Mr. Walker.
我会的 Will do.
-不是吧 -拜托 哥们 - Oh, come on. - Oh, come on, dude.
你能不能投入一点 Put a little more heat on it, will you?
哥们 那是谁 Yo, dude, who is that?
是她啊 Oh, yeah.
那是威尔森老师 她是新来的 Yeah, that's Ms. Wilson. Yeah, she's new.
她教大学英语预修课 She teaches AP English.
-她是你的老师吗 -对 - She's your teacher? - Yeah.
怎么可能有这么辣的老师 Oh, she is too hot to be a teacher.
她还行吧 She's all right.
她布置了一堆作业 She assigned us so much fucking homework.
在开学第一天 Like, first day.
所以我也说不好 再看看吧 So I don't know. Jury's still out.
老兄 说实话 她让我干什么都行 Man, honestly she could tell me to do whatever she wants.
你们还要点别的吗 Hey, you all want anything else?
不用了 玛丽亚 谢谢 We're good, Maria. Thank you.
-谢谢 玛丽亚 -不客气 - Thank you, Maria. - You're welcome.
给我点豆奶 Uh, some soy, please?
豆奶 对 你的豆奶 Soy, yeah. Your-soy.
谢谢 Thank you.
艾莉森太靓了吧 Yo, Alison is looking like fire, man.
艾莉森·马丁内斯 真讨厌暑假结束了 泰莎·帕肯 你好美 普里娅·哈特里 我懂你 会没事的 帕蒂·亨德里克斯 呃 卡丽·斯蒂诺 女王
-还凑合吧 -凑合 - Yeah, she looks all right. - All right?
-对 看着还行 -真的假的 - Yeah, she looks all right. - Really?
她跟你在一起的时候绝对没这么好看 She definitely was not that hot when you guys were together.
我听说艾莉森 Mm, I heard that Alison
和外校的那个哥们分手了 and that dude from the other school broke up.
对 当然分了 Yeah, of course they did.
她太烦人了 She's annoying as hell.
一天到晚说什么气候危机的事 She's always raving about the climate crisis or whatever.
如果你这么担心去加拿大得了 Just fucking go to Canada if you're so worried.
见鬼了 Oh, shit.
怎么了 What?
玛丽·史密斯 准备好开启大一生活了 杰森·拉姆齐 我不知道学校还允许抽烟呢 卢克·维姆斯 会没事的 特蕾丝 迫不及待 希拉里·詹姆斯 我们没问题
不好意思 哥们 但你姐姐什么时候 Okay, I'm sorry, man, but when did your sister get--
你个老色批闭嘴 洛根 Don't fucking say it, Logan.
天呐 兄弟 干嘛啊 Oh, my God, dude. Why?
大家都是别人的姐妹 Everyone is someone's sister.
你这是 你认真的吗 这算什么 Are you f--are you serious? What is this?
-你在关注她吗 -兄弟 - Are you following her? - Dude.
-这些姑娘看着只有12岁 -她14了 - Those girls are like 12. - She's 14, man.
你看起来有30岁了 所以 You look like you're 30, so...
你们谁能送我去打工的地方吗 Yo, can one of you guys give me a ride to work?
你什么时候买车 When are you going to get your own car?
闭嘴吧 送我就行了 Shut the fuck up and give me a ride.
手机还给我 Can I have my phone back?
老天 你把一切都看得这么严肃 Jesus, you take everything so seriously.
-你最好不是认真的 -她确实很漂亮 - You better not be serious. - Well, she looks good.
-老天 -我坐副驾驶 - Oh, my-- - Shotgun.
马特 航班取消了 今晚回不来了 你该出去庆祝下开学第一天
那太糟了 好吧 爱你
♪ Rack, rack city, bitch
♪ Rack, rack, rack
好 给我五分钟 Okay, yeah, give me five minutes.
♪ Rack, rack, rack city, bitch
♪ Mustard on the beat
♪ Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch ♪
♪ 10, 10, 10, 20s on yo' titties, bitch ♪
♪ 100 deep VIP, no guest list
兄弟 你能给我们搞些 奶昔什么的吗 Hey, man, can you hook us up with, like, some milkshakes and shit?
-老兄你认真的吗 -怎么了 - Dude, really? - What?
-我刚下班 -拜托了 - I just got off work. - Please?
好吧 行 Ugh, okay, fine. Yeah.
奶昔现在是个好选择 A milkshake actually does sound pretty good right about now.
这才是我的好兄弟 That's what I'm talking about.
瞧 我们走 See? Let's go.
你们这群吃白食的 You mooches.
惨了 我太嗨了 Oh, no, I got too high.
兄弟 你的 你的眼睛好红 Dude, your, uh--your eyes are pretty red right now.
见鬼 真的吗 有这么糟吗 Shit, really? Are they that bad?
-非常红 -很红 - It's really bad. - It's bad.
看着我 很红吗 Look at me, are they bad?
老兄 真的假的 已经用上眼药水了 Dude, really? Already with the drops?
-真的吗 -没事的 淡定 - Really? - All right, just be cool--
-妈的 -怎么了 - Oh, shit, dude. - What?
-兄弟 是那个新老师 -什么 - Dude, it's that new teacher. - What?
那个超级惹火的老师 The super fucking hot one?
她就坐在那里 She's sitting right there.
见鬼了 Oh, shit.
-我绝对要过去打个招呼 -别啊 别去了 - Definitely going to say hi. - Yo, no, dude, come on.
-怎么了 -老兄 我嗨了 - What? - Man, I'm so stoned.
对 我要去欢迎她来韦斯特布鲁克高中 Yeah, I got to welcome her to Westerbrook.
威尔森老师 Ms. Wilson?
我是洛根·戴维斯 韦斯特布鲁克中学12年级生 Um, my name's Logan Davis. I just... I'm a senior at Westerbrook.
-那很不错 -对 - Oh, that's very nice. - Yeah.
你认识乔什和埃里克吧 You know Josh and Eric, right?
嗯 你们好像是我第三节课的学生吧 Yeah, I think you guys are in my third period?
-第三节课 没错 -挺好 - Third period, yeah, yeah. - Cool.
我们能坐你旁边吗 可以吗 Can we sit with you? Is that all right?
-当然 -太好了 - Sure. - Great.
好吧 谁点的薯条 Oh, all right. Who had the fries?
给 Here you go.
-随便放 谢谢 乔茜 -这是你的 - Anywhere is fine. Thanks, Josie. - That's yours.
说真的 我还挺郁闷 Honestly, I was actually pretty bummed
没去上你的课 I didn't have a class with you.
-是吗 -是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
因为这两个家伙一直跟我说 'Cause these guys are just telling me
你是个很棒的老师 that you're, like, a really good teacher.
-老兄 -真是谢谢你们啊 - Dude. - Wow, thank you, guys.
我好像今晚给你们布置了阅读作业吧 是吗 I believe I assigned you guys some reading to do tonight. Didn't I?
是的 是有这么回事 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我读了 我做完了 Yeah, I read it, I did it.
我在之前休息的时候做完的 I did it on my break earlier.
对 看得我爱不释手 Yeah, a page turner.
你在这打工吗 Huh, so you work here?
嗯 Yeah.
该死 是我妈 Shit, oh, it's my mom.
乔什 你能载我回家吗 Josh, can you give me a ride home, man?
我得走了 I got to go.
好 没问题 埃里克 你一起吗 Oh, yeah, sure. Eric, are you coming?
不了 No.
和你一起聊天很愉快 威尔森老师 真的 It was wonderful spending time with you, Ms. Wilson, really.
是的 Yeah.
-谢谢 -谢谢 谢谢你让我们和你一起坐 - Thank you. - Thank--yeah. Thanks for letting us sit with you.
-小事 -很开心 - Sure. - It was fun.
那我们学校再见吧 真好 I'll see you around school or something, that's great.
好 我们学校见 Okay, I'll see you at school.
你还好吗 You okay?
还好 Oh, yeah.
就是... Just, um...
他们以为我在这打工点吃的就不要钱了 These guys think this food is free because I work here.
但其实...算了 But it's...Whatever.
对 Yeah.
打扰一下 Hey, excuse me?
我也准备点奶昔和薯条的 I'm going to also get the milkshakes and the fries as well,
-你就把这些记我账上吧 -没问题 - so if you could put that on my check. - No problem.
-你不用这样的 -没事 - You don't have to do that. - It's okay.
我也在餐厅打过工 我懂你 I used to work at a restaurant, so I get it.
你... You, uh...
我还剩一半烤奶酪 你要吃吗 you want the other half of my grilled cheese?
我点太多了 I ordered way too much food.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
-很好吃 -谢谢 - It's good. - Thank you.
话说... So, um...
你刚搬到这来的 对吧 You just moved here, right?
不 我... No, I, um...
我在这出生的 然后念了得克萨斯大学 I was born here and then I went to UT.
可以说我基本上这辈子都待在奥斯汀 So I've basically been in Austin my entire life.
你是德克萨斯大学的 You went to UT?
我从五岁起就一直想去那里念书 I've wanted to go there since I was, like, five years old.
-真的吗 -嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
我已经考了两次高考 I've taken the SATs twice now,
但我还是没能达到... and I still can't quite get, uh...
我就是很不擅长考试 I'm just bad at taking tests.
别这么说 高考全是一些愚蠢的套路 No, no, the SATs are all about figuring out some dumb rules.
你完全可以去学那些技巧 It's a skill you can actually learn.
是吗 Yeah.
听着 不管怎样 Hey, listen, for what it's worth,
我能看得出 你比... I can already tell that you're smarter than
至少比你朋友洛根更聪明 um, at least your friend Logan, so...
老师能说这种话吗 Are you allowed to say that?
不能 拜托别告诉别人我说了 No, don't tell anyone I did, please.
说不定你能帮我 Maybe you could help me.
怎么 你是要我辅导你吗 What? You mean, like, tutor you?
是啊 Yeah.
好 我得先确认一下是不是违反规定 Yeah, I'd have to make sure it's okay first,
不过我觉得没问题 but I don't see why not.
那好 All right. Cool.
你打算走回家吗 So were you planning on walking home?
这个 Well, I mean,
如果你提议要载我... if you're offering a ride...
当然 没问题 Sure, okay.
你住这边真是太巧了 It's so funny you live over here.
我哥哥就住这附近 My brother lives nearby.
-真的吗 -对 - Oh, really? - Yeah.
他是警察 所以要小心威尔森警官了 He's a cop, so watch out for Officer Wilson.
他很混蛋吗 Is he, like, a dick or something?
他倒是希望这样 但他不是 No. He'd like to think so, but he's not.
-怎么了 -你听这种歌 - What? - You listen to this?
对 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
我也不知道 我想 I don't know. I guess, um...
我只是没想到 I guess I just didn't think
老师们会听这种音乐 teachers listened to this kind of music.
-天啊 -怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What?
你知道你这话听上去多荒谬吗 You know how ridiculous you sound?
就因为我是老师 Just because I'm a teacher
并不代表我没有好品味 doesn't mean that I don't have good taste.
-这是首好歌 -确实是好歌 - It's a great song. - It is a great song.
-谢谢你载我 -不客气 - Um, thanks for the ride. - Yeah, you're welcome.
-明天课上见 -好 - See you in class tomorrow? - Yeah.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
-晚安 -晚安 - Night. - Good night.
关注请求 埃里克·沃克
你不该来这的 Oh, you shouldn't be here.
没关系 It's okay.
我想让你高潮 I want to make you cum.
-嘿 -接着睡吧 - Hey. - Hi, go back to sleep.
-出什么事了 -我今晚飞回来的 - What's going on? - I flew in tonight.
我想我的床 我想你 I missed my bed. I missed you.
接着睡吧 Go back to sleep.
不 No.
过来 Come here.
宝贝 Baby?
我太累了 I'm so tired.
-我们早上再做 -我在排卵 - So we'll do it in the morning. - I'm ovulating.
我们明早再做吧 Let's do it in the morning.
快来吧 Oh, come on.
过来 Come here.
求你了 Please?
过来 Come here.
到我后面 Hey, get behind me.
快点 快点 Come on. Come on.
好 Okay.
快干吧 Do it.
操 Oh, fuck.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
我要去找凯瑟琳吃早午餐 I'm going to meet Kathryn for brunch.
-我有点出汗 -恶心 - Oh, I am a little sweaty. - Gross.
-凯瑟琳 是那个你喜欢的老师吗 -对 - Kathryn, the teacher you like? - Mm-hmm.
我没准会来杯含羞草鸡尾酒 I might even have a mimosa.
-来两杯 -有可能哦 - Have two. - I just might.
我很高兴你在新工作交到朋友了 Glad you got a pal at the new job.
-我也是 拜 -拜 - Me too. Bye. - Bye.
在抢先复习吗 Getting a head start?
嗯 在努力呢 Uh, yeah, trying.
好极了 Great.
我刚开始看阅读部分 I just opened up to the reading section.
好 我们来看看 All right. Let's, uh, let's take a look.
今天早上学校出了通知 The school was notified this morning.
我们知道整个事情的经过 We know the whole story.
你不能把我们的事告诉任何人 You cannot tell anyone about us.
我吃不下 睡不香 I can't eat. I can't sleep.
-哦哦! -我需要帮助 -Whoo-hoo! -I need help.
你得进来 如果你不这样做 情况可能会更糟 You gotta come in. If you don't, it could be worse.
他是你的学生 He's your student.
-为了你 我的职业毁了 -哇! -My entire life gone, for you. -Whoo!
我必须一直这样活下去 你也一样 I have to live with this forever. So do you.
进来吧 Come on in.
法戈 “摇滚” Fargo "rocks."
“犀利的新片” The "sharp new season"
就是“优秀” is "excellent,"
“神奇” “耀眼” "fantastic," "dazzling,"
“必看神剧” "must-see TV"
“卓越的表演”…… with "remarkable performances"...
哦 耶 Oh, yeah.
明星阵容 ...from a "stellar cast."
该死的 Son of a biscuit.
克里斯·洛克 绝对很棒 Chris Rock is "absolutely terrific."
啵! Boo!
不要错过法戈 所有新节目 周日10点FX电视台播出 Don't missFargo. All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX.
第二天 FX电视台在Hulu播出 Next day, FX on Hulu.